Chocolate BADNESS

Ummm...yeah...Chocolate Goodness??? L.O.S.E.R. I forgot to mention to ya'll that when he was there last weekend he used the bathroom with the door open. How did I forget that little tidbit? *shrug* Whatever. N*gga we ain't that tight! Close the fuggin door! Ewww! I called him on Monday...he called me back last night. I'm sorry, and X, I know you're going to have something to say, but that shit is a little rude to me. THREE days? Nigga don't you know who the fugg I am? When he DID call back he called at 11:45 at NIGHT, talkin bout some "It's daddy, holla back". Oh noooo. Nonononono. Uh uh. That's why I deleted his phone number on Tuesday. Don't need to call him. Not feeling it. I don't care how sexy you are...the signs are there, and you have issues. NEXT!

Because I'm a TV-holic, I've been bombarded with a certain commercial lately. Or maybe it's because my love life is in peril. In any regard, I kept seeing the commercial for eHarmony. Sooooo....I joined last night. I know, I know, I said I was done with internet dating...but it's so fun!! LOL...I think I'm addicted. I know it's usually thought of as taboo, but I think about it like this: this is the internet age...if you had told me 10 years ago that I would be BANKING and paying bills on line, I would have given you one of my disgusted looks and called you a moron. So there. eHarmony is cool though...they take a LOT more detail from you, and instead of sending 30 wack ass matches a week, they send 1 or 2 GOOD ones. The first match they sent me is eerie...he and I sound like we're on the EXACT same page. They question you about just about everything, so the matches are pretty good. We'll see. He's an Attorney, nice looking pic. As always, I'll keep you posted.

This weekend is our holiday party...'scuse me...Winter Gala. I don't want to go...but I'm going....Big Brother will be in town...yes, he's still dating lil' sis. Don't even make me go there. He's making me go because he doesn't want to be there without me. Great. I'm thrilled, can you tell? I'm only doing this for him. Damnit.